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negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.
Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub
by ghamin February 23, 2011
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musty chub

The musty chub is quite a strange specimen, in that it emits a rather offensive odor in order to protect itself or to frighten off predators. The musty chub is quite an amiable creature and will attempt to smother you in "chub hugs".
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
Generic person A: I say, what in the blazes is that terrible smell?
Generic person B: It's the musty chub.
Generic person A: nvm.
Musty chub: Moawwwwww!
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husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.
the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.
by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014
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rub chub

An unwanted erection obtained during a massage.
Upon seeing my attractive masseuse at the spa, I was worried about getting a rub chub in front of my wife at our couple's massage.
by Mashfan777 November 9, 2015
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Scotch chub

When whisky gets a guy semi-erected
Georgey got scotch chub sticking his member in the bourbon barrel bung hole to give the angel her share
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Romp Chub

When you're sporting your fashionable romper, getting all the attention because you're fucking slaying the game and you start to get a boner
Tom: Zayuum Sully, you slaying in that Romphim
Sully: I know these hoes can't keep there eyes off me
Tom: You gon' get all the honey dips wearing that beautiful cotton blend
Sully: Honey I know
(Brittni notices how fly Sully looks and walks over)
Sully: Fuck Brittni is coming this way!?
Tom: So!? You look Fabulous!
Sully: I know....but I'm getting Romp Chub
by ACU_$tyle June 9, 2017
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Loolie chub mera

referred to when losers feel they won a series ...but won only 2 games.
by Radcity February 2, 2019
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