When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.
Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.
by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012
Get the Crispy Christmas Showermug. The act of a man ejaculating on his hand after receiving oral sex and slapping his partner in the face.
by Hissori Renda May 31, 2010
Get the White Christmas Surprisemug. The day after Christmas. Generally a depressing day when you realize that all the festivities are over and you can't think of anything to look forward to except maybe your birthday or Earth Day. It is also the day when Santa's elves celebrate with milk for about 5 minutes and then begin excitedly making toys for next Christmas (approximately 364 days away). On this day all the little brats typically start making their lists for next Christmas.
Jimmy: What's wrong marshmallow?
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!
Johnny: It's nothing. I just have the Christmas Adam blues.
Jimmy: Don't worry, Earth Day is coming up pretty soon.
Johnny: I guess you're right (sigh). Only 3 months, 26 days, 13 hours, 4 minutes, and 7 seconds!
by MarioLopezTheElf December 31, 2009
Get the christmas adammug. When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.
Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?
by jake576 May 9, 2021
Get the Gay christmas treemug. Heading eastbound on SR50 just outside of Orlando FL, the 'Nightmare Before Christmas' is what some people call the town of Bithlo. Shortly after exiting Bithlo, you enter the town of Christmas, FL.
by Veno Lase May 30, 2006
Get the Nightmare Before Christmasmug. December 23rd, the day before Christmas eve.
In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.
In order to avoid the Christmas eve rush, everybody does their last minute Christmas shopping on Christmas eve eve, the result being that December 23rd is the busiest shopping day of the year.
by Darth Ridley January 6, 2007
Get the christmas eve evemug. A perfectly acceptable christmas wish between friends and estranged relatives. However, if refused warrants expulsion from ones facebook friends list.
Abe: Merry Fuckin Christmas Ashley, and God bless.
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)
Ashley: Thats inappropriate Abe!
Abe: Wow bitch don't big league me, bitch.
Ashley: (No Response)
by GoldMiner January 13, 2010
Get the Merry Fuckin Christmasmug.