schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.

She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.

by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018

Broccoflower cheese

Combination of Broccoli, cauliflower and cheese sauce

Who would like some broccoflower cheese

by MumziG April 18, 2020

hand-cheese

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds

allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.

by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021

passing a cheese

flatulence or flatus or commonly known as fart. Other terms are breaking wind, passing gas, having gas, letting on rip.

Khey is usually passing a cheese early in the morning.

Thomas thinks that passing a cheese is a good joke.

by Myles Austin April 2, 2012

Cheese on a plate

You know, when you melt cheese in the microwave and cut it up like a pizza?

Oh hai, do you want some cheese on a plate?

by Beckybutters March 13, 2013

Frohmunda Cheese

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.

Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.

by GMB (God Of Monkey-Fucking) February 3, 2010