check my hand

1. The absolute ugliest point at which a man will have sex with a women.

1. Yo man, what about that chick? I dunno, let me check my hand. Nope! My hand still looks better than her.

by Danimal54 August 4, 2007

check your pants

Phrase used to mock someone, usually an oponent, after they are beaten by an amazing display of skill in a sport, video game, competition, etc.

Refering to the "opponent" being so shocked and/or amazed as to have shit himself/herself

*lacrosse player with the ball jukes right, behind-the-back-split- dodges to the left, leaving his defense man lying on the ground in the wrong direction, and he rips a shot in the corner unopposed.

team yells to the defense: "Check your pants!"

by tehb October 27, 2007

Check Please

Used to cut someone off in conversation cause the conversation dry as Fuck and no one want to hear bout your sorry ass life!!!

This Nigga kept talking so I said “Check Please” cause I’m ready to leave dis conversation!!!!

by TheHumanBeatBox March 11, 2019

Seppo Check

A check carried out to make sure someone isn’t a seppo, whether it be of mind or of body.

The term was originally coined in “a group that anyone can join except if you’re from the US” on Facebook, but it has since been adapted by groups and pages across Facebook.

“I love my 17 Walmart guns”
“Woah mate, we are going to need a seppo check over here”

by Xtank-47 November 21, 2020

premature e-check-ulation

In chess, when a player checks the opposition without gaining any advantage do to a lack of foresight and/or planning.

Two moves in and you're already coming with the premature e-check-ulation?

by Johnny J. Rockability June 12, 2008

Mic Check

Roaring/Yelling at the top of your lungs while simultaneously grasping your phallus, shaking your tongue, and ejaculating all over the place. Normally done while standing for a better experience.

(1) Seth performed a mic check to re-establish his dominance.

(2) Jed broke the awkward silence with a mic check.

by Moammar Gaddafi August 22, 2011

check my temperature

To see what kind of mood a person is in

girl: my boyfriend stayed out all night now he is blowin' my phone up. I'm too pissed to talk!! He's just trying to check my temperature, he knows I'm mad!!

by ngorman April 3, 2009