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las vegas chainsaw

When one sexual partner puts a roll of quarters into the other's anus, then places a string of anal beads into aforementioned anus. The partner then pulls the anal beads out, causing the quarters to come out like a slot machine.
Her butt hurts after her boyfriend did the Las Vegas Chainsaw on her last night.
by Edward Scizzorhands December 29, 2007
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Oily Chainsaw

While in the midst of coitus with the female partner being taken from behind the male applies a liberal amount of lubrication to the entrance of the female's rectum. The male then proceeds to insert a string of anal beads into the rectum of his partner. As the man climaxes he concurrently removes the beads in one quick motion. In a manner similar to starting a chainsaw. The resulting effect is a noise resembling the starting of an oily chainsaw which sprays oil in the immediate vicinity.
Bro 1: "What was that noise last night from your room?"
Bro 2: "Oh, that was me giving Lilly an oily chainsaw. God the smell was terrible and now I have to repaint my wall."
by Dicken Skags September 20, 2010
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Chainman

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy
Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"
by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011
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chainie

"oi helen bra, wanna go for another one?"
"beth you bloody chainie...okay"
by imagunnakissyou May 17, 2007
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mexican chainsaw

A edger/trimmer for lawns, more commonly known as a weed eater, or a weed whacker.
"You hear that chainsaw?" -suburban guy

"It's a mexican chainsaw, yo" -smarter guy
by Trotskygrad2 May 2, 2009
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chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain
"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.
by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008
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chainsaw

A person who frequently behaves and converses in a bizarre and disinhibited manner
'It was all fine. Then Dudley suddenly started chatting shit with this old guy, and then tried to fuck a tree. I swear he's an absolute chainsaw'
by T. Farmer November 13, 2007
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