Captain Sensible

Someone who doesn't like the mainstream, an individual who goes against the social norm.

"I don't like the Beatles or Elvis. I'm a right Captain Sensible, me!"

by Mr Ben August 2, 2006

captain cat

The leader of all cats

That captain cat fucking wrecks shit

by FontSize72LOL December 9, 2016

Captain Smackaho

The ultimate guy. He's THE MAN. The FUN guy everyone loves to be around. The girls love em and the guys hate em...oh yeah and he's got a boat bitch!!

That Captain Smackaho has such a HUGE boat!

by Ballin Bitchez June 17, 2010

Bitch captain

Cody Conrad

You know that one dumbass mother fucker that has a hella hot sister but someone came out looking like fucking retard, that's the bitch captain

by Queefcookies March 7, 2017

Captain Hook

A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom

"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy

by JiMbO SmAcK June 3, 2019

Captain Quil

A shot of captain Morgan mixed with a shot of nyquil. A drink often used to get girls to pass out.

"Dude how did you get with that babe last night?"
"Gave that bitch some captain quill"
"Oh true"

by Captain Quench September 23, 2011

Captain Wow

That dude from Shaun of the Dead

We are now stuck here because of Captain Wow -The least brained person in the movie

by Urban Dictionary Provider January 26, 2021