When you eat a donut off a guys dick and he’s wearing Hey Dudes, high socks and a Vineyard Vines shirt
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A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
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A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.
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'Dude, do you know any good Folk Bands?'
'Yeh, Adelaides Cape they are this wicked sick somerset and east anglian folk band. Wicked sick. Period.'
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"Adam is being such a monnor-cacneil. He even looked into sharpening his incisors the other day. So weird."
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by Zan Ruggeroli April 28, 2010
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Bill: If I'm late for work one more time, they're gonna poo-can my ass!
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