Lactose Cancer

Lactose Cancer is an extreme Variant of Lactose Intolerance. People who have it can get diarrhea through only smelling milk.

His Lactose Cancer killed him after eating that yoghurt which stood in his room for days.

by JoJo Pukkie October 21, 2023

Cancer

Where your car is too rusty, or to the point where you can treat the rust.

“Jeff them old chargers always have cancer”

by Das nuts 69 December 22, 2022

Cancer

Poeple who submit dead and unfunny memes

You are a fat piece of cancer kill you're self

by Kysbitchhopeyoudiepsiysmeguys July 2, 2018

Lung-cancer-omatic

A machine that moves cigarettes:cigars from side to side of your moth while closing your nose as you never stop inhaling smoke. Form of execution.

Our state doesn’t do lethal injections, but we do Lung-Cancer-omatic.

That’s even worse

by The epitome of knowledge February 14, 2019

Cancer

One of the worst diseases....it takes the lives of people you love. People with diabetes complain, but im sorry cancer is worse!!!

I can't believe cancer ruins lives.

by AllegraB April 11, 2017

ass cancer

what killed Farrah Fawcett

Dutch: what killed Farrah Fawcett?

Ivan: ass cancer

by IrishTwink June 14, 2024

cancer

c toppers

c toppers is cancer

by urmumisleng January 8, 2023