California

A gigantic pit of stinking hippies and yuppie assholes who think they're better than everybody else because they drive priuses and believe in the vast scam of global warming. California is also populated by criminals, lunatics and old people. All of them are crazy and should be avoided.

Also has crappy beaches filled with stuck up cunts who think they're the best thing ever and secretly want their daddies to molest them.

Avoid unless you like hollywood fuckwads and vapid selfcentered idiots.

For more eveidance view every other entry on California.

The only good place in California is the fucking desert because at least morons die there.

Don't go to California. The smug will kill you.

by gasmask angel January 25, 2009

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california is full of gay queer homosexual fruity funboys

by eat shit and die September 10, 2006

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The best kind of burrito, ALWAYS made with guacamole. It also has everything else a normal burrito has. They are made fresh from authentic restaurants.

Dude, im hungry, I'm going down the street to get myself a California burrito.

by PostToBe76 March 17, 2015

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A place infested with liberals, hippies, and communists.

Screw california, let's go to Wyoming where the grass is green and the hippies get their heads blown off.

by brandon1 January 14, 2007

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Californians = The best and strongest group of people in the 50 states.(51 after we take over Iraq) :D

Guy1: I'm from some cool state other than California
Guy2: I'm Californian
Girl: Cum here California and have sex with me.

(U are a fucking idiot if you think California is a bad place.)
Even though we are going through an apocalypse in Oct. 2007 with earthquakes and fires.

by Coolpimp November 20, 2007

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