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mongolian christmas elf

A creepy kid who stalks you and leaves Mongolian beef under ur pillow on Christmas Eve
Ben: " Hey, Dan is so weird..."
Jack: " Yeah, he's probably a Mongolian Christmas elf!
by Willboydog November 29, 2016
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What are you waiting for, Christmas?

A quote from Duke Nukem 3D if you do nothing at all.
Player: * does nothing *
Duke: What are you waiting for, Christmas?
by Roozy1999 September 5, 2018
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Fuckin up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit, this is not so much a holliday oriented term as it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
by mc chris April 18, 2003
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Messy Christmas

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere
Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."
by OOGIDIBA February 22, 2009
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Jewish kid on christmas

A metaphor and/or simile to describe a situation in which one feels excluded from a ritual, function or event of interest or importance.

Based upon the simple fact that the majority of Americans celebrate christmas, while most Jewish families do not.

This phrase refers to any situation in which an individual is not involved or cannot relate to their peers, and is not restricted to a literal meaning.
Alaskan: I just got my dividend. About $2,000 this year.

Out of state visitor: Man, I hate it when you Alaskans get your dividend checks, I always feel like the jewish kid on christmas.

Hater: Oh my god, that's racist! Why are you always such a racist?

Out of state visitor: um, Jewish people don't celebrate christmas, that's not racism, that's fact. Go read a book dumbass.
by AK_L48 May 26, 2010
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Cornhill Christmas Tree

A shopping cart or baby carriage adorned with shopping bags full of cans hanging off the sides. Often more well-decorated than the average christmas tree. Typically found in the Cornhill Neighborhood of East Utica, NY
Look how many cans he has! I bet he has a cornhill christmas tree at his james street apartment!
by uticany April 29, 2011
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alaskan christmas

Freeze a turd and play backwards tug of war pushing it into each others buttholes
by Nastyfundip May 3, 2017
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