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schmegma cheese

Fermented deposits of white chunkiness on or under the foreskin of a dirty European wang. These deposits can often resemble in smell that of blue cheese crumbles or Limburger.
She gets a lot of UTI’s because her boyfriend keeps pumping his dirty schmegma cheese infested wang in her day and night.
by Shamuslovespopsicles December 21, 2018
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pillow cheese

An unexpected an unfortunate accident after sex Santorum
Dude you left some pillow cheese at my house!
by Oneweirddude July 8, 2018
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I'm cheesed

A phrase to express how upset you are. Usually used in a playful but sincere way.
"I'm cheesed. The coach made me run three extra laps when I did nothing"
by Ryarissa Shipper August 23, 2018
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Unbreakable Cheese

Noun

Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.

Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1

Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?

Example 2

Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
by CallMeKuma February 12, 2019
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The Cheese Touch

STOPP!! good god man. you almost got the cheese touch

“the what?” the cheese touch, nobody knows when, or how but one day that cheese mysteriously appears on the blacktop. nobody knew who it belonged to, nobody touched it, nobody threw it away and so there it sat growing more foul and powerful by the day!!! then one day, a kid named darren walsh made the biggest mistake of his life!!!! “DARREN TOUCHED THE CHEESE” “what, no i didn’t! i just looked at it! really!” Darren had the cheese touch. it was worse than nuclear cooties.
by user.the.cheese.touch April 2, 2022
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cheese grater

a machine that destroys blocks of cheese in seconds
allan use a cheese grater to destroy the cheese.
by r3t1k0 February 24, 2021
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Gangster Cheese

Think of it like “cash money” or the result of doing something badass. Like when you take a dump and it’s a no wiper, no spotter, no hand washer
Damn that poop was gangster cheese!”
by Slippery Pimp March 1, 2021
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