butter my tenderloaf

The act of giving a lubricated handjob in the kitchen using only items found within said kitchen. Common items used in buttering a tenderloaf range from: the natural (butter, olive oil, Crisco, bacon grease, Pam cooking spray), the freaky (Hersey's chocolate syrup, Egg whites, truffle oil), to the downright painful (honey, hot sauce, soapy brillo pad).

It sucked that my girl was on the rag last night, but that bitch sure does know how to butter my tenderloaf... Not only do we now have nothing left to cook with, we can't even do the dishes cause the brillo pad is all used up!

by chrispy licker May 27, 2010

butter smuggler

When a man does not wash after coitus, and walkes around with a chotch full of love juices.

Max from TMZ is a butter smuggler.

by Larito Longlove December 26, 2011

Butter Pat

The most pivotal role in a Genital Jamboree, where the person climbs to the top of the pile and melts over everyone involved.

Quagmire: Now to take my position, I call this one the "butter pat".

by Negatron524 December 26, 2013

busted daisy

an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission

Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted daisy in my shorts.

by Doug Mesner May 5, 2004

Truffle Butter

a combination of fluids from having anal sex and intercourse, reference to the color and texture of thick substance that forms after having both anal sex the direct penetration of the vagina after wards without washing first. taking its name from the truffles because of color of gooey thick substance created after penetrating both holes sexually and its texture of the gooey substance being something thick like that of butter .

she needed to wash her booty , it was swimming in truffle butter.

by lil ms attitude June 7, 2016

Busted Tees

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.

I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.

by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005

Croc Butter

1. Supposed to restore that illustrious injection-molded sheen to those gaping holes, crocs they call shoes.

2. You know that feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat?

Aw, man, my crocs are still ugly, even after applying croc butter!

Oh god the croc butter, it burns.

by Che Maddox November 16, 2007