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circuit board

Someone whose appeal is rooted in intelligence, technical skill, and being unreasonably competent with computers.

By extension: sleeping with or being into engineers, hackers, software developers, etc.
"She doesn’t date athletes, she dates circuit boards."
by beerfetcher420 January 31, 2026
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bulletin board

The place where SMS shorthands like YAML (Yeah, I Am Making Love) oftentimes originate from
I found the latest SMS shorthand on the bulletin board; it’s where all the cool kids share their new lingo!
by Emotional Cruiser November 3, 2025
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Ouija Boarding

V. Derived from ghosting; refusing to communicate with someone until they contact you first.
"I wanted to see who actually cared about talking to me so I started Ouija Boarding everyone I know."
by Kikipowow November 13, 2025
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Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.
I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!
by Banter-King December 31, 2025
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Fartcuterie Board

A rendition of a charcuterie board that only includes food that makes one cut off major fart gasses. Includes items such as broccoli, cauliflower, pickled eggs, bean dip, hummus etc.
I went over to Gregg's house and he was serving mad fartcuterie boards. Everyone was letting out major rippers!
by Banter-King December 31, 2025
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Stockbroker's Board

Intelligent people hang around on the Stockbroker's Board instead of special-needs boards like the KKB.
by Not Richard Moll January 20, 2004
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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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