Being a Karen/Kevin

Being a Karen/Kevin: (Predicate Nominative Phrase): A crime punishable by law equal in consequence to false reporting, defamation of character and/or murder. Definition: When a white person involves themselves without prompting in the life or business of a person of color, who is not committing any crime, in order to jeopardize their ability to pursue happiness, maintain freedom(s), and/or preserve their own life--potentially stripping said person(s) of their inalienable rights. Karens and Kevins commit this crime (categorized under False Reporting and Defamation of Character & up to Murder, in rare cases) under the guise of care and concern and offering a helping hand(however incapable), entitlement, and/or unsolicited Saviorism if their intentions are good or ignorant, yet the impact on targeted people of color is exactly the same. More often this crime is committed with mal-intent by overt racists who proudly jeopardize the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness of said victims of color. This crime is punishable by law, usually at the level of misdemeanor to felony, but the offender may receive up to a life sentence, if there is loss of life or punitive damages as a result of a Karen's/Kevin's carefully, careless actions.

Being a Karen/Kevin should be a crime punishable to the full extent of the law. A Karen made a false report on me saying that I harassed children under the age of 18 in my neighborhood. I've been through 6 months of court proceedings, but thankfully, my lawyer has assured me that I will walk out of the courtroom with him; if I were to be charged with this misdemeanor, I may no longer have unsupervised visits with my kids, and my 22-year-teaching career would end if I were blacklisted.

by Dr. Helix Nebula December 16, 2023

Being Steam

When you want to update or install a game and it takes a all of about 4 hrs for a 3Gb update.

It's just steam being steam

by Creaturebruhh December 20, 2023

behingus

when someone is being a stupid dick

wow he is acting like such a behingus

by sasafrasssss December 27, 2023

Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.

Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.

by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023

Being a MAN

Is doing whatever ANOTHER MAN says... Even if he's a retard... OR ELSE!

Hym "And what is the 'OR ELSE' part of being a man? BEING A LADY! THAT'S PUNISHMENT! I HAVE TO BE A LADY! SEE THE ANALOGY!? GREAT LESSON TO YOUR DAUGHTERS GUYS! YOU'RE REALLY SHOWING ME AREN'T YOU!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

being hyenaed

When family members gang up on one member with relentless jokes and teasing

The newest family member was not prepared for the teasing and didn’t appreciate being hyenaed

by LadyGirl1823 January 11, 2024

being sent for

Just some stupid slang from a genre on Roblox called the "Romob" or "Roblox Mob Community", which basically means those tiny lego people are going to try and send more of their tiny lego people after you because they got pissed off for whatever reason (aka probably none)

"your being sent for pal"

by TheKnowledgeWithin January 24, 2024