Dog Banging

People have a fancy for dogs or are always awkward and cause weird situations.

"Ian was dog banging, it was actually weird."

by BlackHawk8100 September 8, 2016

emotional banging

When you're talking to someone romantically but not physically banging them (often). Maybe long distance, maybe you're taking it slow. They become someone who has small or large dibs on your heart... it's a two way street. This can be V confusing when you are emotionally banging two people.

Jeffery is emotional banging me because he keeps saying "I love you" and buying me things but is is withholding the D.

by 69goodgirl69 February 28, 2018

Bilbo Baggins

A person that cannot hang. A lightweight who is always in the bag while drinking the least amount of alcohol..

Liam: “Look at Byron, He’s wasted off sipping twisted tea”

Brad: “Yeah, looks like he’s in the Bilbo Baggins again.”

by Mr. PissyBalls June 8, 2018

all the baggin and none of the naggin

A sales pitch used by whores hookers sluts prostitutes and spent bitches.

The slut whore told the john if he paid her she would fulfill all his sexual desires with" all the baggin and none of the naggin ".

by hard driver September 2, 2011

brown baggin bandit

When a male fingers his own asshole with a paper bag

I caught Eddie being the brown baggin bandit the other night.

by scrotum pierce October 15, 2003

foco baggins

Fat
Ogly
Concrete
Organism

Blind
And
Gorilla
Grape
Idiot
No
Shoes

Because she is heaps fat, and she has crazy eye and cant see. when gemma is not in greek, she is called
Foco Bagginsof, which is Blind And Gorilla Grape Idiot No Shoes Or Friends.

Foco Baggins is fat and has no friends and is blind and a concrete organism

by The Coon August 30, 2003

Grocery baggin

When a guy's dick is so small, a condom on it is compared to a grocery bag. Loose and baggy. Doesn't stay on.

Jimmy was grocery baggin it last night, I'm never sleeping with him again!

by Capricorn3 October 18, 2010