Black fishing

When a non poc or a person of European descent alters their body and or skin tone to appear to be a black woman.

So wait, she’s not poc? So people are actually out here black fishing for the look but not the oppression? WEIRD!

by Proudblkgirl January 31, 2022

Black cracka

A black man who eats tons of hamburgers a per day and is super obese like a typical white American. A typical job of a black cracka is moderating discord because of his weight.

Mike is a black cracka. He sits on his laptop and moderates discord while eating hamburgers.

by Saitama 777 February 28, 2022

Black shower

A black shower is when you cover up the smell of your poor hygiene with copious amounts of cheap deodorant.

Yeah John came in stinking of piss and fags but he opted for a black shower cos he forgot to top up his leccy meter. Half a can of Lynx Africa raining down on him like a burst water main and he still stinks.

by Boris horse cock Johnson July 30, 2023

black-and-white

A worldview that sees all things being either good or evil, with no "gray areas". Characteristic of the Bush administration, and religious and political conservatives.

Conservatives see things in black-and-white. Liberals see things through rose-colored glasses.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

black mariah

Police prisoner transport vehicle. Also black maria or paddy wagon.

This is the spelling used in the Tom Waits song "Big Black Mariah":

"Here come the big black mariah, here come that big black Ford"

by seajay October 29, 2005

black crystal

A drug made from the blood of vampires. In its crystal form it can be dissolved under your tongue or diluted and injected. If powdered it can be snorted like coke.
The high achieved leaves you feeling like you own the night. Your sight and hearing are heightened and your speed and reflexes as well as strength is increased.
Side effects: Increased sexual desires, sensitivity to light and strange cravings for the taste of blood.
Average trip is 4-6 hours.

Don't pull a Buffy on me. I didn't mean to bite you. The black crystal made me do it.

by alltiedup4U November 24, 2007

Black Anus

Slang name for the restaurant with a similar sounding name.

We had Black Anus last night.

by onewomansslave June 30, 2009