bastard from the bush

someone who lives in the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.

by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009

Bastbagel

A fat, rotting, round, talking bagel which is made of white bread. but then the white bread turned brown after a while because of gaseous problems. It wears nerdy glasses and has a permanent facial disorder, which causes its face to look like this all the time---> >:( it also has a wenis on the right side of its face. the bastbagel smells like fart and if eaten, will cause the digestive system a lot of problems.

As a verb: "Stop basting the bagel!"
As a noun: "Stuart ate a bastbagel for lunch the other day, which cost him 4 1/2 hours in the bathroom."

by You dont know me ;D April 14, 2009

fancy bastard

A fancy gay man, about to go on a fantastical and epic journey.

Godspeed you fancy bastard!

by Marathom June 2, 2011

bastard

1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone

1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"

by Britishbullfrog88 July 14, 2007

little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

sick bastard

Purveyor of the world's greatest web-site: Bangedup.com.

Yo, Bangedup.com's sick bastard is pope for hooking us up with those Paris Hilton money shots.

by Sick Bastard May 11, 2004

glass bastard

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.

You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005