conceited asshole

A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.

Jill feels the need to constantly remind Jack about her superior I.Q. by being a conceited asshole.

by Huggyman November 5, 2015

Asshole Bingo

Noun.

Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.

Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.

A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!

B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?

by FLT October 20, 2013

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012

chimney asshole

Brennen taylor's hair

Brennen's hair looks like a chimney asshole

by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016

selective asshole

Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.

"Man the guy is an Asshole"
"Nah fam, he's a selective asshole that dude deserved it."

by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016

Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

Asshole Tax

The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.

Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.

"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."

"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"

"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."

by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012