An asshole ravaged by Pandas which insides have been bled out. Its insides are overflowing with dark cum from the pandas cum.
by IsBoyHD June 23, 2016
Get the Panda Assholemug. A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.
by Huggyman November 5, 2015
Get the conceited assholemug. Noun.
Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
by FLT October 20, 2013
Get the Asshole Bingomug. The tax you have to pay in today's society in order to not have to continue dealing with assholes. This includes money loaned and not repaid, items and money stolen, refunds that people want for bogus reasons, or anything else of value that you'd rather lose than continue dealing with the people who have it.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
Note: Asshole tax collectors are professional assholes and have to deal with themselves on a daily basis, but YOU don't.
"That guy owes me forty bucks and i know I won't ever get it, but every time I see him he tells me he will give it to me next time. Rather than believing him, I've written it off as Asshole Tax, that way I won't depend on ever seeing that money again."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
"She wants her money back, but she ate most of her food, and the manager wants me to give her a refund"
"He stole my bag and I know I won't ever see him again, rather than cry and pout about it,, I've consideed it asshole tax."
by StevoPlatinum July 29, 2012
Get the Asshole Taxmug. Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.
by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016
Get the selective assholemug. by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016
Get the chimney assholemug. The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.
Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!
by Slokey August 7, 2009
Get the Asshole Fingersmug.