Noun.
Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
Situation when an asshole just keeps on being an asshole, like they're obliviously trying to win a game of bingo by being a repeatedly douche.
Said asshole may also not realize they've hit a nerve, or are guilty of being an asshole on multiple counts.
A: You wouldn't believe it: today my coworker did x, y, and z!
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
B: Is she trying to win at asshole bingo or something?
by FLT October 20, 2013
Get the Asshole Bingomug. A person who feels the need to declare he/she is better than everyone else, emphasizing personal vanity.
by Huggyman November 5, 2015
Get the conceited assholemug. by oakleytexas October 9, 2008
Get the asshole pokermug. Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.
by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008
Get the asshole messmug. Somebody who is an ASSHOLE but chooses wisely on who their targets are, usually somebody who brings it upon themselves. Selective Assholes are always nice unless your an ASSHOLE or just plain 'ol have it coming for you. Selective Assholism is usually executed through sarcasm often it is hard to tell if the Selective Asshole is being nice or not.
by iamtheg00n May 1, 2016
Get the selective assholemug. by Anonymous1245679 December 11, 2016
Get the chimney assholemug. The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.
Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!
by Slokey August 7, 2009
Get the Asshole Fingersmug.