Alaskan

Residents of the 49th state of the United States. Alaskans reside in a frozen wasteland full of oil drilling, moose, and can see Russia from their backyard. Separated from the lower 48 and bordering Canada, Alaskans are really like the Canadian bastard stepchildren we adopted.

You know, Alaskans are really pretty much just adopted Canadians... aye.

by UWDT February 19, 2009

alaskan paintjob

when you get a lapdance from a stipper and she leaves a skidmark on your leg

a dirty girl stripper gives an alaskan paintjob

by the cooler85 May 13, 2011

alaskan rhino

the same as an albino rhino except with a
hockey rink/frozen pond and a pair of ice skates.

Brad: how'd you get frost bite on your dick?
Seth: i tried to give my bitch an alaskan rhino and slipped
Brad: DAMN!

by Seppy aka Seth April 16, 2007

alaska

great place for digging oil

oil digger1: "hey wanna be rich?"

oil digger2: "sure, how?"

oil digger1: "lets go to alaska and steal all their oil"

oil digger2: "sounds like a plan!"

by cacaboy June 20, 2003

Alaskan Mudslide

The act of a male shitting on a females chest followed by smeering the shit all over her torso then facing her toes and hovering over her head while she eats out his anal cavity and the man is titty fuckin her until he cums all over the poop thus making an Alaskan Mudslide.

Anna is a slut she let Mark give her an Alaskan Mudslide while Joey watched.

by mellon juice December 9, 2008

alaskan stranger

Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.

"Dude, I was so bored on Friday night. I sat in my room and gave myself the old Alaskan Stranger."

by John Jackson III December 24, 2008

Alaskan Freeze Burn

When you use Icey-Hot as lube while having buttsecks :D

Guy 1: Dude where were you last night? You never got on Halo: Reach.

Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!

Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?

Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.

Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!

by Vergataso August 3, 2011