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alaska

Not a part of the USA because it isn't united, is it?
More like UUSA - Un-United States of America.
by Sluggenator August 28, 2003
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Alaska Native

An oppressed and favored people in the state of Alaska. Most live in small towns or villages in hovels with no plumbing and honey buckets for toilets and look like they've never been cleaned. They get priority in hiring for many companies for being a shareholder, but in actuality, few actually work and rely on the state for subsidies. Four wheelers and snow machines make up the majority of their transportation in the isolated communities. Most live in places where you cannot get in or out of the town without flying. Most of the older generation are stoic and many of the younger ones act like hoodlums. Alcohol is a deadly poison for many of them that will mess them up for life!
by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013
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Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.
hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey
by TYCO98 May 9, 2014
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Alaskan Bullworm

/V./ To eat all pussy and/or ass in sight.
"Yeah, I did the Alaskan Bullworm with my girlfriend. No part of the pussy and ass was spared
by Doug_dimmadome August 30, 2018
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alaki

She is a sweet amazing woman she is strong and intelligent she is a big player /heart breaker she loves to play men and women
Alaki u are beautiful

All the boys love u
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delta junction, alaska

The town the Alcan ends in. Great small town.
I was at the end of the Alcan in delta junction, alaska
by shootingumby July 6, 2008
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Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.
That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.
by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009
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