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Alaskan bull dyke

A large burly, hairy and masculine lesbian who is the spawn of your local dysfunctional parent(s). Commonly truck drivers, lumberjacks or any other career you should have a penis in.
Be careful, the Alaskan bull dykes over there brutally mangled johnny over his last cigarette.
by Bulldyke 111 October 21, 2015
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Fairbanks alaska

Fairbanks Alaska is a town full of tweakers, stoners, rapists, murderers, and felons. It is rated the #1 worst place to raise a child in the country and is in the top ten worst places for women to live in the United States. The winters are freezing cold and the summers are unbearably hot. The teenagers run around stealing alcohol from liquor stores and running into abandoned hotels to hit the bub. If you grew up here you probably have about 20 cousins. Fairbanks is overall a living hell or a living freeze. Everybody is depressed or bipolar. Or diagnosed with something. Overall a great place:)
“Have you been to fairbanks alaska??”
No I heard that towns utter trash and full of homeless drunks.
“Oh”
by LTheRunner August 14, 2019
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Alaskan Marriage Vows

a sexual (homosexual) act in which each man takes a turn to fill his condom with sherbet, put it on, and proceed with anal sex for a surprisingly icey experience
Even though Frank doesn't like popsicles, he agreed to the idea of exchanging Alaskan Marriage Vows after seeing Alex's extremely hot, naked body.
by homopopculture February 15, 2006
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alaskan foghat

A sexual act where the male is recieving felatio in front of a window he ejaculates into her mouth and tells her to keep it in her mouth and do her from behind and then one of the males friends takes over male 1 goes outside in front of the window and starts having sex with a different female and then female#1 is so surprised that she spits out the semen and it somehow lands in her hair.
"Dr. Phil my wife is cheating on me with another man what do I do!?!?"
"Giv er' the ol' alaskan foghat"
by HypnoCat! November 18, 2006
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alaska

Not a part of the USA because it isn't united, is it?
More like UUSA - Un-United States of America.
by Sluggenator August 28, 2003
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Alaska Native

An oppressed and favored people in the state of Alaska. Most live in small towns or villages in hovels with no plumbing and honey buckets for toilets and look like they've never been cleaned. They get priority in hiring for many companies for being a shareholder, but in actuality, few actually work and rely on the state for subsidies. Four wheelers and snow machines make up the majority of their transportation in the isolated communities. Most live in places where you cannot get in or out of the town without flying. Most of the older generation are stoic and many of the younger ones act like hoodlums. Alcohol is a deadly poison for many of them that will mess them up for life!
by waspcoloredstain June 10, 2013
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Alaskan porchmonkey

when you are having sex on a porch in Alaska, and your nuts get stuck.
hey fuck you i hope you get an Alaskan porchmonkey
by TYCO98 May 9, 2014
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