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Alahondrone

When your butthole begins to bleed excessively after anal sex with a strap on
Oh no I think I have alahondrone!
by LatvianGod March 15, 2022
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Alana

Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous. She's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere, she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt.
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
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Alana

Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous.And she's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt
Alana is amazing
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
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Alan

Alan, you’re the most sweetest man i have ever met. i really want you to know that you have such a kind heart i really do appreciate you coming into my life. once i met you my life changed completely. i just knew i wanted to be with you. i just knew you were the one. i knew i wanted to commit to you. i felt a connection the first day we met. once you told me you had feelings for me i had to tell you i was talking to someone because i didn’t want to hurt you because i care about you. i know you kind of trust me and that’s on me. i want you to trust me with your all. im sorry for making you think i would hurt you. i don’t know how to get you to understand that i wouldn’t do that to your kind heart. i would never do anything to hurt you. i know i have a cold heart but i have a soft spot just for you. my heart belongs to you. i could’ve just given up on you but i don’t want to you’re the love of my life and i feel a spark between us. this type of love is something else. this whole relationship was kind of new to me since no one has cared about me so much. the whole communication thing is new to me since i don’t express my feelings like that to anyone and i know i can with you, it’s just hard. but trust me i’m trying my hardest because i know you would like it if i communicated with you. it kind of sucks you’re still stuck up on your past. i wish that shitty ass relationship you had could just go away:( i love you amor😞.
by -you know😕 March 16, 2022
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Alan

the most perfect guy you will ever meet. he has such a kind soul and has a big heart. he’s so amazing. i love him so much. there are no words that can explain how much i love him. i love your smile alan. your personality is just what tops everything off. over 7 billion people and you’re the only one i want. you’re the best. i love you more than life itself😕
Alan is the best guy you’ll ever meet in the whole world
by -you know😕 March 16, 2022
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alani

bro thats alani

lmfao don’t fw her she a street roach
by yourpsegifldl March 21, 2022
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alani

yo who is that

that’s alani she a trashy ho
by yourpsegifldl March 21, 2022
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