alabama hotcake

the act of taking a dump on a girl's bellybutton (similar to the act of the Stanley Steamer)

"Walter, why did you just give me an Alabama Hotcake? Now im all filthy!"

by John Weinstein April 20, 2008

Heflin, Alabama

A rural area in Alabama near the GA line, full of hicks and pregnant teenagers. The most exciting time of the year is summer and fall (for football season). You're not allowed to date outside your race unless you're a risk taker and is fine with being disowned from your family. Most guys dip. And girls are either whores or good little Christian girls (whores in disguised).

In Heflin, Alabama, the only exciting thing to do is walking around.

by Pink Money <3 September 18, 2012

Alabama

Alabama is a beautiful state, despite what you may have heard. The people are extremely nice, until you get to know them. Most people have Southern accents, they get thicker as you go further south. Intelligent people live there, but they are few and far between. The girls are pretty, but wear three pounds of make-up on their face so who knows what they really look like. Most people in Alabama are racist, whether they will admit it or not. People in the south in general are ignorant to the fact that not everyone from the North is a Yankee. Football is loved by all people, but rivalries are WAY to strong. People are very judgmental and talk about people behind their backs. The food is good, as long as you avoid fast food. I don't think we ever went to a fast food place and got exactly what we ordered. The state is full of very caring people, if only they cared about someone other than themselves for a change. Not a soul is caught dead on a Sunday morning anywhere but church. As for school systems, they need work, BAD. People don't accept ideas that don't match their own. Alabama is not full of rednecks like you might think, they are actually full of people who wear expensive clothes and have expensive things and are really shallow and just want people to think they are loaded. I lived in Alabama for many years, and when my friends and I got bored, the most fun thing we could think of was to go to Wal-mart, and you thought you lived in a boring state..

"You damn Yankees come down here and try to change everything."-The neighbor of a guy from the North who was re-doing the landscaping in his yard in Alabama

by SmileyVampire March 30, 2011

Alabama Cottonfield

When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".

The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?

by HydroShok September 4, 2008

Alabama Man

1> Racist
2> Redneck
3> Trailer park trash
4> A lazy idiot
5> A drunk

Not a generalisation... Definition based on conversations with a Alabama Man.

by soulmate July 2, 2004

Alabama Mishap

Where a guy is fucking a girl in the ass roughly, then proceeds to throw her off causing her to shit all over his bed. They then end up throwing up on eachother.

Man, I had an Alabama Mishap last night. Shit was intense!

by JarJarWinks February 19, 2010

Alabama

1) A state where there are, obviously, not too many bright people. (Judging by the entries made with stupid & careless spelling errors.) Just watch, now that I've said that, I'll make a dumbass mistake.

2) Stereotyped by pretty much everyone for incest, racism & rednecks.

1) omg im lyk frum alabamar & der r hot gurlz hear but we r sooooo misunderstood :(:(:( plz feel soz 4 me. kk???/

2) G-g-gosh! Me uncle is me cousin & me brother all at the same time. Harharharhar.

by Tam. H III esq. April 6, 2005