Apex legends

A game that fags play

It sucks tbh acre apex legends

by Rhdkfvuej March 23, 2019

Apeth

One of the sweetest guys you will ever know. A little bit of a player, but you cant stay away from him. You will end up falling in love with him, just like I did.

Ashton Kutcher is like Apeth

by skittletree October 6, 2011

Apex Fallacy

A psuedoscientific term created by the misogynists who call themselves "Men's Rights Activists" to justify their claim that just because men control almost all the positions of power (the "apexes") doesn't mean that any discrimination against women happened.

Normal human: "You ever notice all 43 American presidents have been men?"
Misogynist: "That's the apex fallacy, I can find 43 poor guys, too! Therefore, women have just as much power as men -- no, even more power than men! Child support is theft! All rape reports are false!" *foams at the mouth*

by roguelexiographer May 1, 2013

Apex Legends

A new game for rejects of other battle royale games.
No Fortnite wins.
No Pubg wins.
No H1z1 wins.
No Blackout wins.
No Realm Royale wins.

I'm finished with losing at battle royale games. Time for some Apex Legends.

by handlethisone February 9, 2019

Apeing

Apeing is the supposed process of having sex with someone while acting in a ape like maner, which can include dressing up in a monkey suit and/or speaking like a monkey, i.e. "ooh, ooh, ooooh, aahh, ahh etc..." in order to exact dominance. The development period is at the moment unknown however is believed to be a split off from the Sadism and Masochism era with limited amounts of violence. Other acts include doing monkey like behavior prior to sex, i.e. being used as fore play such as pretending to pick insects from each other and/or other such behavior.

Can also include Surprise Apeing which is identical however usual refers to either rape using such a behavior or surprising your lover using such behavior without prior notice.

Boy one: "I aped her last night"
Boy two: "Nice One"

Boy one: "Apeing Loudly Inside!"
Boy three: "Love Of Vertebratish Estatic Sex?"
Boy two: "Gee, Even Ooh Raah Gaah Aaah?"
boy one: "Yep! ooh ooh ahh ooh rahh gahh gahh"

Boy one: "Wana ape around a bit?"
Girl one: " I love apeing with you, ooh ooh!"

Or in the other context:

Randomer one: "GONA GIVE YOU A GOOD APEING!"
Girl one: "AAAAAH"
Randomer one: "Yeah, ooh ahh ahh!"

Boy one: "ITS APEING TIME!"

by ARACANID October 8, 2009

apeism

Apeism: The term for which used to describe how society knowing or unknowing is converting back to the Stone age.

Basically we are doing this old fashionly because we believe it's the only way or the right way to do it...

Man Compact DVD's are the way to go man, screw streaming!... What do you mean by apeism?

I only play my games on CRT TV's! 4k Ultra HD TV's? Trash!

by MarvinComix April 11, 2019

Apex Legends

The game that is causing cringe and the only cure is Fortnite. A getaway for those who think X-box is better than PS4 and playing Apex will result in toe sucking and eye rashes.

I walk out to find someone crawling the streets. I ask him what brought him to this horrible condition. He said he had eye rashes. I could easily see that. He was also sucking his toe. Apparently, the cause of this horrible sickness was Apex Legends.

by 243wrthjewirnjwebtr3j,tr3wr May 1, 2019