anal kegel

An exercise involving the clenching and releasing of the sphincter muscle of the anus. Useful for restrengthening a blown out brown eye for future corn-holing.

Ben thought that he would never be able to satisfy his partner again after he blew out his o-ring during cocktogon. Luckily for him, his partner told him about anal kegels.

by Smittytricks June 20, 2011

Anal Milk

1. Semon dripping out of someone's ass after anal sex
2. Milk dripping out of someone's ass after some dodgy goings on

1. "Oh yes! Look at all that Anal Milk!"
2. "Why is all that milk up your ass?"

by I Eat Pies For Sexy Time September 13, 2008

Anal Sunshine

The feeling you get right after an enormous shit is released of your asshole.

Dude, i had the best anal sunshine the other day

by GCuprising August 03, 2008

anal pissing

the act of urinating while your cock is in a woman's ass

That freak was totally into anal pissing

by cilicat February 13, 2010

anal frigulator

One who takes it upon themselves to give an anal examination to every person they meet.

"Dunstan, stop trying to examine my anal regions, you anal frigulator"

by Richard123 September 17, 2005

anal voyager

n. one who scavenges the dark, eery abyss that is the anus only to find the hideout of the biggest douche in the universe....JOHN EDWARDS!

Hey Mr. President, I heard you wife said you were an anal voyager!

by Fred Flinstein February 05, 2004

anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 06, 2007