Alabama squeeze box

an incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat fucking their sister simultaneously from either side

we're going to Alabama squeeze box Emily tonight

by forthewin849 July 6, 2023

Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.

Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!

by LassieSavage August 7, 2023

alabama riverboat

a reverse pounding of a white person via multiple black people

my hot white supermodel wife really loves taking a ride on the Alabama riverboat

by afuk-king ejet August 7, 2023

Alabama Salt and Pepper

When you nut on her grill then slap her in the face with a handful of dryer lint

Yo that chick from the salon came over last night and I gave her an Alabama salt and pepper

by Senor Knuckles August 9, 2023

Alabama Hivemind

When people from Alabama (or any place) have inbred so much by fucking their sister and/or cousin that the neural capacity of the offspring turns their decendants into a collective hivemind

Bro I went to my second cousin's house the other day and his family is a full on Alabama Hivemind

by TheTripodMan August 31, 2023

alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

by Montague Munch October 20, 2023

Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.

Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023