walking blowjob

Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."

"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
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Hershel Walk

(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.
"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."
by The_Ish October 10, 2022
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Busted walked in

nutting while walking in a room
Yo I busted walked in the bathroom. It went inside the toilet luckily
by Adolfjoesphstalinhitler September 20, 2019
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chegg walk

The act of chaffing a circumcised penis between your thighs
by Tom Foreskin cheggwalk edition February 25, 2019
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walking paradox

a phrase that cannot be used to describe Tyler, The Creator.
"bro tylers a fucking walking paradox'

"no hes not??"
by rock_muncher June 10, 2023
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Walk the Dog

Code for going outside to smoke marijuana, to be used around those who disapprove. Only works if you have a dog. Do not attempt this subtlety if there is no dog around. It does not go well.
PS Exhale smoke away from doggos; mj smoke is bad for the puppers.
Sitting around, having dinner with boring, judgmental family.
Cousin Awesome: Hey, we should walk the dog.
Cousin Badass: Yeah we should, he really needs to go out.
Aunt Conservative: Oh thank you kids, that's so sweet of you.
Cousins: muahahahaha
by dyejmdac January 22, 2019
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walking the penguin

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.
by Ittouchy February 01, 2008
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