potato sack

similar to teabag, except involves a bigger sack

Chuck Norris doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them

I potato sacked Michael's daughter.

by Toe-Mas June 5, 2007

potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011

bed potato

u jus lay in bed all day and only get up for washroom breaks, or when you have to go to school

im such a bed potato

by bedpoatoe// April 7, 2021

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 28, 2008

Lick the potato

The term coined by Glen's to mean it's too hot and things need to cool off.

Okay, miss insanity, you need to go lick the potato.

by wordsmithe September 15, 2014

Bombay Potato

The sexual act in which one male inserts his penis into another males anal cavitiy whilst said man 'farts' one upon his partners balls.

Gurpal; what is a bombay potato?

Oh sanjay! its when you put your cock up my ass and i fart on your balls!

by Beatsnpieces August 22, 2011

Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.

A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.

by state_of_self_destruction July 9, 2017