Willy bow

The act of tying your Willy in to a bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.

Guy: Look at my Willy Bow!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!

by Big hungry troll November 16, 2008

small willy

really nice i would recommend

boy 1: thats a small willy you got there

boy 2: thanks man

by goass October 02, 2021

spinning willis

When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"

That burley lumberjack gave himself a spinning willis

by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 26, 2005

Nut Willy

When you vigorously scratch your nuts and then stick your finger in someone's ear

Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.

by EpicGamerMoment420 September 30, 2018

willie horton

When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.

I pulled a Willie Horton and got out of that meeting and went to the bar and the Cubs game.

by rentdue September 13, 2013

walmart willy

Luke Jones

Me and Walmart Willy are riding tmrw

by Thrasherboi34 July 09, 2017

Willy Whispers

The tingling sensation a male gets in his winky before he becomes erect

My word! I saw Lindsay’s bum tonight and it gave me some willy whispers.

by BunsPi June 16, 2019