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Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.
Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!
by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017
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krish the squirrel

A rare stage in one’s life when they observe and like squirrels so much to the extent that they believe they are evolving into a squirrel and take on a squirrel fursona

The word krish derives from an old Latin term for persona
Jim: “Hey Isabella, how is your kid?”
Isabella: “I don’t know. I think he’s going through a krish the squirrel stage.”
by FatDonny64 August 1, 2018
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fall squirrel

Burying ones nuts inside a girl
That chick is so hot, once I get her in the sack, I am going to "fall squirrel" her!
by Rhoward September 21, 2017
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Slap my squirrel

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
by C.M. Alva September 25, 2010
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Squirrel Girl

Some random gag character in the Marvel Universe that is somehow pretty popular and incredibly powerful.
The fact that Marvel even made a character like Squirrel Girl shows how they either aren't aware that Rule 34 exists or don't care enough to think twice.
by Silicosis9324 November 13, 2022
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Squirrel

Friend A: Goodmorning Squirrel!
Friend B: Omg hey squirlie!
by milisawful December 22, 2020
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Squirreling

Verb: The act of nutting your load into a lady’s mouth and she tucks the nut away in her cheek.
I was squirreling a lady when she laughed and then there was mess on the dressing room floor.
by Ninjatasticflynn July 7, 2018
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