Jizz Jazz

when a male creams his pants whilst thinking of a saxophone or clarinet or part of the previous 2.

Jizz Jazz happened to Andy when he thought of the new valves he'll be getting tomorrow.

by FTHET October 10, 2007

jizz baby

When you ejaculate (cum) up someones anal canal ( male or female).

Honey, I just gave you a jizz baby.

by Wayward Bill March 29, 2008

Jizz Monkey

To jizz on the face of an African American female, while she is taking a poop.

Brent Shaw jizz monkeyed that girl last night!!

by NegroButthole March 07, 2009

Jizz and Juice

When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.

Yo ladies, you thirsty? Time for some jizz and juice.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004

Doritos jizz

when a male is heaving sex with someone then cums on some Doritos to make a tasty snack for the women

i like Doritos jizz.it was tasty!!!!!

by Yuhms August 01, 2011

jizz rag

two words to insult a person. it means a rag that wipes up jizz. if you don't know what jizz is look it up snood!

hey you candy ass jizz rag!

by snood February 25, 2005

Jizz Pickle

When a mans penis looks like a pickle.

Wow he has a jizz pickle

by beefypen January 14, 2009