Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

goose

goose is a person who always plays gorilla tag and is well known for his iconic quote "I'm gay."

Person 1: I am gay
Person 2: You are goose

by dewen October 31, 2022

Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 30, 2022

Goose

Goose is the name for a person who is handsome, beautiful, amazing and talented. Someone who everyone is lucky to meet. Who you would walk across the earth to meet, who you make dreamy eyes at when you see them. <333

“Have you heard from Goose today?”
“Yeah I talked to him today”

by Pooooooopcaca November 06, 2021

Gooses

A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.

You are silly gooses, not geese

by garnierairborn June 18, 2020

Goose

Mariah

Mariah is a goose

by heheheheheeehehehehe May 06, 2023

Goose

Hjonk

Person 1: dude you see that goose over there
Person 2: yeah
Goose: HJONK

by Dovekinz March 30, 2020