Someone who opened pornhub while they're in antarctica. They received an advertisement, that recommended to look through nearby Igloos for local penguins to fuck with.
Dude 1: Have you seen the recent ads on the hub?
Dude 2: Yeah! There's a bunch of local penguins in our area. I'll go check the other igloos.
Dude 1: Oh god... You're an Igloo Fuckboi.
Dude 2: Yeah! There's a bunch of local penguins in our area. I'll go check the other igloos.
Dude 1: Oh god... You're an Igloo Fuckboi.
by PJStan April 15, 2022
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Dude 1: Have you seen the recent ads on the hub?
Dude 2: Yeah! There's a bunch of local penguins in our area. I'll go check the other igloos.
Dude 1: Oh god... You're an Igloo Fuckboi.
Dude 2: Yeah! There's a bunch of local penguins in our area. I'll go check the other igloos.
Dude 1: Oh god... You're an Igloo Fuckboi.
by PJStan April 15, 2022
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A fuckboy is also CHEAP. Wants you to spend YOUR money or drive him around. A fuckboy never wants to go out on a date. A fuckboy doesn’t know how to make a girl orgasm so plan on faking it a lot. A fuckboy will say things to offend you like “can my friend come over he wants to watch” n then when you say no he will say he’s just kidding. (But that was a test question). A fuckboy will turn on you like a light switch. Like a good twin vs evil twin. You will be SHOCKED when you find out his real dark side. So dark you may even want to call the cops. A fuckboy smokes a lot of weed. And even tho he’s been out of high school for many years still says things like “word” and “bro”. A fuckboy will show you pics in his phone of other girls he slept with but they may just be people he added on FB that’s hes never actually met. A fuckboy will for sure prey on older women in hops of looking for a sugar mama. But you can be sure he has nothing else to offer except his hot in bed. So if you’re willing to pay real cash for that go ahead. But you will also lose your dignity.
A fuckboy is also CHEAP. Wants you to spend YOUR money or drive him around. A fuckboy never wants to go out on a date. A fuckboy doesn’t know how to make a girl orgasm so plan on faking it a lot. A fuckboy will say things to offend you like “can my friend come over he wants to watch” n then when you say no he will say he’s just kidding. (But that was a test question). A fuckboy will turn on you like a light switch. Like a good twin vs evil twin. You will be SHOCKED when you find out his real dark side. So dark you may even want to call the cops. A fuckboy smokes a lot of weed. And even tho he’s been out of high school for many years still says things like “word” and “bro”. A fuckboy will show you pics in his phone of other girls he slept with but they may just be people he added on FB that’s hes never actually met. A fuckboy will for sure prey on older women in hops of looking for a sugar mama. But you can be sure he has nothing else to offer except his hot in bed. So if you’re willing to pay real cash for that go ahead. But you will also lose your dignity.
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Smokes newports. Wears a beanie. Hangs out a bar with two other dudes and constantly has phone out desperately seeking any attention from either some poor unfortunate soul whose number this miscreant creature was able to obtain, while talking incredibly loudly on the other end to. Or by taking/posting pictures of aforementioned other dudes, or bar, on every and any social site as well as randomly to reddit and in group chats to entire contact list. Cant take no for an answer. Gives off the aroma of ham water smothered in busch light and axe body spray. Also gives off sad, creepy, stalker vibes, and is repulsed by any accusations of his inferior iq.
Smokes newports. Wears a beanie. Hangs out a bar with two other dudes and constantly has phone out desperately seeking any attention from either some poor unfortunate soul whose number this miscreant creature was able to obtain, while talking incredibly loudly on the other end to. Or by taking/posting pictures of aforementioned other dudes, or bar, on every and any social site as well as randomly to reddit and in group chats to entire contact list. Cant take no for an answer. Gives off the aroma of ham water smothered in busch light and axe body spray. Also gives off sad, creepy, stalker vibes, and is repulsed by any accusations of his inferior iq.
Thankfully, a knight is shining armor was able to help Morgan fend off the lurking group of fuckboys.
The lack of decently intelligent human beings is largely due to the mass of fuckboys produced from the millennia.
The lack of decently intelligent human beings is largely due to the mass of fuckboys produced from the millennia.
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