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School

a long and pointless part of life to suck out your soul and for the government to decide whether you're going to live in riches or if you're going into a soul-sucking career with barely a salary. they also hand out something called homework that'll make sure you can never follow your REAL ambitions. it's fucking horrible and the sooner people realise the better.
person1: hey what's that sound?

person2: the souls of the dammed, over there at the school

person1: I thought that's what I heard, poor students
by Seishin_The_Dutchie April 29, 2020
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A legal version of child labour camp, also a very effective way to make a child sleepy within seconds
Adult: school is important
Child: so is jail
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Sudden tests from teachers, using dirty tactics

Cheating is popular and widely practiced

Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips

“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”

“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”

Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
by GunInAKnifeFight June 10, 2020
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A wonderful place that we didn't appreciate until quarantine
I wish I was at school
by Hi 123..... June 23, 2020
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School is a living hell dude
by Big lad Robert July 31, 2020
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