sloppy joe

When a fat chick's pussy is so wet and cavernous that it sounds like fapping rather than sex

"Guess what!"
"What?"
"I fucked your mum!"
"ewww"
"Yeah she is a real sloppy joe!"

by mehling August 28, 2012

Sloppy Joe

When a person(male or female) takes a shit on your cock and then fuck with the shit all over your dick

"Last night was great!" "Jimmy gave me a sloppy joe and we had fun for hours!"

by Peter B. Stiff January 23, 2009

Sloppy Nazi

when the big toe stimulates the clitoris of a female, and then slides into the vagina, thus resulting into a sloppy nazi.

This bitch came all over my foot when i performed a Sloppy Nazi on her.

by Mr. Self Facial November 25, 2006

Sloppy Grandma

n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.

Sloppy G's are gross...i should know

by sean July 15, 2001

Sloppy Bagel

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.

Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?

by Almond oil September 1, 2010

sloppy jalopey

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Sloppy Knockers

The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.

Chick: WTF?

T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.

by Arroni January 22, 2010