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pick me

another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you

they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?

person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!

another version:

person: why did you slap someone?

pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(

person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!

pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
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SHOOT ME

When someone is being held at gunpoint but they won’t take the gunman seriously daring them to shoot him.
Craig: Run me them pockets fool **pulls out gun**
Isaiah: Shoot me bitch, you ain’t bout it. Think you a man? Show me!
Craig: ** Puts away gun then walks away**
by ZuiyOTF47 July 20, 2022
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Me-smell

a smell that reflects your body odor often only gotten by clothing sometimes a recliner or room can tae on a me-smell
Aw this housecoat has a me-smell
by Lost48 March 24, 2017
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stig me up

stig - nicotine vaporizer

usually said in school
stig me up - brad
meet me in bathroom - nick
by skrttt123 September 11, 2023
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You are cowards to me

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 25, 2025
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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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Makes me emoticon

When something makes you emotional, you can say that you're feeling emoticon/that it makes you emoticon, instead of "emotional".
Person 1: and yeah he was really rude to me.
Person 2: oh if someone's rude to me i'll kick them fr sjjssj but like i mean it's my anxiety that makes me emoticon
by megisskinny April 2, 2018
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