big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.

He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.

by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021

kona big wave

Kona Big Wave, originally brewed as Pacific Golden Ale was brewed in 1994 and inspired by the legendary waves in Hawaii. Kona is a grown man beer and never disappoints. Although, Kona tends to make the humans stomach rot in hell and give them the shits.

This Kona Big Wave is so elite but I have to shit for the 3rd time and it’s not even noon yet.

by Xxxdddeeebbb May 11, 2024

That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.

Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*

by JaredPogis December 3, 2023

Big Purple Gat

Large male of African American descent.

I need to go pick up my Big Purple Gat.

by littlewhitegirl January 26, 2011

the big bufford

A really hard stinkbomb fart that you can tell will leave a stone clad stain in their pants.

Jesus, that guy left The Big Bufford in that movie theatre last night, did you notice the rancid smell and hard popping sound during the movie?

by nensondubois September 3, 2016

me me big boy

me me big boi

me me big boy

by ChaseTOM December 14, 2020

Big one

if you do yo big one it means you beat sb ahh in a fight

Miya-“ Did you see the fight?!”
KeKe- “ yea she did ha big one!”
Miya- “ whats a big one??”
KeKe-“ it means she beat her up”

by haddadoitonem September 15, 2023