when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance โก"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"
"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance โก"
by Krkiฤ November 8, 2020
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I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020
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The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.
But...
In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.
But...
In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.
Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word
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Get the Roses are red, as silent as a mouse, i opened your door, i'm inside your house mug.Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.
Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...
by jDogg April 18, 2005
Get the I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden mug.The meaning of the father not bringing back milk is a very sad story. I have no idea why it's called milk, but when a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk but then he never comes back. Depression spirals. You have a mental breakdown. The phrase 'I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk' Is used as a joke or a way to break the news to someone. I'd rather go get my own milk ๐ค
Person 1: Make me cry
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ญ๐๐ฉ๐ซ๐คค๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Person 2: I eat my cereal with water because my dad never came back with the milk
Person 1: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ญ๐๐ฉ๐ซ๐คค๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
by Urmommia June 29, 2023
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by francescunt October 29, 2021
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