One way simping

When a person and another person simp for eachother but when one person causes a problem to the other they stop talking to them for a while but again both start simping shortly but can easily stop when a problem occurs

John why are you one way simping for Ava she keeps simping back but then leave than come back

by Howdoidothis September 2, 2020

sills the simp

A true simp that says to girls that he loves them and that there cute and they reject them every time he ask them out and wont stop asking them out to the point its makes people getting rejected not funny anymore

he is like sills the simp

by bigbilly44 November 2, 2020

Adam D'Angelo the Simp

Adam D'Angelo is the biggest simp in the world for collins. Simpey boi adam is what people call him.

Adam D'angelo the Simp will simp for collins and collins only

by Adam the simp September 25, 2020

Niamh Victoria simpson

Niamh Victoria simpson is currently holding the world record for the largest amount of dildos owned as she masturbates up to 10 times a day with different shapes and sizes

“Who is Niamh Victoria simpson”?
“She’s the world record holder for the worlds largest amount of dildos “

by Niamhsimpsonlovesdick September 25, 2020

on track simulation

Synonym for Off Track Simulation: a clone of Vulcan Productions.

"Have you heard about On Track Simulation?"

Yeah, it's Just Vulcan Productions MkII

by Tadahaaaa November 22, 2020

Great minds think similarly

When you and your friends have the same idea/thought at the same time

Ron and Harry at the same time: “Snape sucks”
Ron: “wow, great minds think similarly”

by Bye bye turd December 2, 2020

Russell and Rylee simper appreciation day

This is the day we appreciate the life of 17 yr old Russell Simper and 15 yr old Rylee simper. We all pat them on their back and give them a kiss on the lips farewell.

“HEY DID YOU KNOW ITS RUSSELL AND RYLEE SIMPER APPRECIATION DAY!?”

by Theblackiestboiaround January 8, 2021