eat horse shit

a way of saying something that is false

Thomas: hey, I heard your girlfriend is a lesbian slut
Bobby: Go away and eat horse shit

by Tyler_Buddha20 November 17, 2015

Bake that shit for a minute!

What Simplynailogical or Cristine with no H or Cristine the Science Queen says when she puts her finger in her mysterious alien pod of secrets. Shh! This is holosexually confidential. 😜

Bake that shit for a minute!

by Simplyfailogical March 17, 2020

blurt the shit out

When some asshole to whom you told a secret revealed the same to the whole damn world.

Spencer: Yo! I heard you and Johnny did a bro job last night. HAHAHA.

Tyler: Beanie! That fuckin' asshole blurt the shit out of me.

by LitolMoFo August 15, 2017

Oh Shit Moment

Oh Shit Moments are moments where you realize the magnitude of the situation you are in.

There are various Oh Shit Moments in history, like in The French Revolution.

1. *In war, surrounded by enemies*
“And this my dear comrades, is an Oh Shit Moment.”

2. Wearing pants that are slightly see though on accident.

by Borneostellarus January 31, 2020

whoop yo shit

Engaging in a sexual intercourse beatdown.

Man, I told shorty , "When I see you tonite, I'm gone whoop yo shit real good!"

by Souf/Nawf Nigga April 4, 2023

OKAY! DAMN! SHIT!

When The Gabbie Show gets criticized harshly and has had learned too much info.

*Gabby walks to two friends fighting*
Gabby: Guys, Stop Fighting!
Friend 1: Why don't you stop eating Gabby?
Friend 2: Yeah! That's why your friend cheated on you!
Gabby: Okay! Damn! Shit!

by Turkish Superhuman July 23, 2016

hoeing my shit

When someone is messing with you or playing with you and or stalling on you.

Oh my gosh daniel wont take me out on a date he is “hoeing my shit”.

by Cherriosman November 24, 2017