by Real Alpha omega July 11, 2022
Guy: Look at my Willy Bow!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!
Girl: That is not a Willy bow. Only a talented elite can perform such an act.
Guy: Hey, shut up!
by Big hungry troll November 16, 2008
by goass October 02, 2021
When one inserts oneself into a tree stump and glues oneself in that stump with gorilla glue that sits on a sears tractor and "lets it rip"
by Jo Jo the Circus Boy February 26, 2005
Friend: Why you sticking your finger in my ear bro?
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
Me: I just scratched my nuts. It's a Nut Willy!
Friend: That's naaaaaasty. Fuck off.
by EpicGamerMoment420 September 30, 2018
When you get your wife/boss/obligor to let you out of some obligation to go do something you would rather do elsewhere that you probably should not do.
by rentdue September 13, 2013