gentleman's clock weights

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.

Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

by Fatlad August 17, 2007

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weiner hut

One who is overly confident and contains an extremely large hubris. Usually, their vocabulary is hurrendous, and they have positively abominable grammar.

"I don't know what the heck the square root of twenty-five is".........you are such a weiner hut!

by Stephany the Pirate April 24, 2006

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weiner cobbler

a thick weiner pie

trent or weiner cobbler

by joe motherlicker June 23, 2009

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mini weiner dog horse

A genetic mix of a peculiar kind, combining a miniature horse with a weiner dog.

Dude look at that mini weiner dog horse taking a shit! Yeah dude that's one gnarly mini weiner dog horse apple!

by Wampa_one1 September 24, 2009

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beast weiner

the biggest/thickest/longest dick in the whole entire universe. causes women to have orgasms just by looking at it. it can also mean the sexiest most gorgeous being to walk the planet.

person 1: Josh is a total beast weiner!

person 2: i orgasm around him all the time!!

by estupidhead February 23, 2010

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