Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

She told me it was her first time, but she gave me The twirly double mchurricane washing machine cartwheel pully wully oopsie woopsie superwoman into the next world succ
by Butters my Butthole™ October 28, 2018

by moonieismycat January 9, 2022

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.
"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."
by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023

by Software Notion June 5, 2023
