Cactus Vagina

A female with a cactus up her vaginal, causing her to be a bitch. This is usualy due to VCS, or Vaginal Cactus Syndrom.

Brianna, you're suck a cactus vagina!

by Robert Mozeltov May 29, 2010

Blue vagina

Same aspect to "blue balls," but in female form. When a girl almost fullfills her sexual peak but some asshole decides to cut her short from orgasm. Usually, this type of girl is the shit because she can over-ride the power of how men feel when they get blue nasty balls.

John: Yo I was going down on Steph last night and when I stopped she went ape-shit on me.

Chris: Did she orgasm?

John: No, why?

Chris: No wonder dude, you're such an idiot, you gave her blue vagina!

by Blueyumyum April 2, 2010

jungle vagina valley

A pussy so hairy the fur reaches one foot in diameter.

I would have banged her, but I couldnt find it through the jungle vagina valley.

by el pene January 23, 2003

sweaty vagina syndrome

syndrome in which a woman is hot and bothered. she is horny as hell!

that bi-atch is suffering from sweaty vagina syndrome. her crotch is steaming!

by inthava February 16, 2005

vagina monster

a very tight vagina that doesnt let penis in much

Trevor:oh my god charlie is a vagina monster

by cholayy May 8, 2008

vagina envy

When a man envies a woman because she has a vagina and he does not. Similar to penis envy.

Man, I have some serious vagina envy.

by Joe Smith December 3, 2003

vagina

Female genetalia. Has an opening in which the male penis can be inserted. Is also the opening through which the baby leaves the female body. When sexually aroused, the vagina becomes moist allowing easier penetration.

Biology teacher: "Can anyone tell me the function of the vagina?"

Schoolboy sniggering from all around.

by Stormsworder April 3, 2007