Unders Tent

A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.

“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.

by Ms. Awful August 1, 2018

eating grapes under the table

good luck for new years

"y'all eating grapes under the table?"

by theycmlonaa December 27, 2024

under audit

Refusing to answer a question or share information in an attempt to hide self-incriminating info.

I can’t release my tax returns because I’m under audit.

by EmperorHasNoClothes September 27, 2020