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Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass
Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.
by Miimosa January 29, 2022
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Turkey Sammy

When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.

Turkey Sammy!!!
We did pretty good this week, let’s Turkey Sammy.
by One of the pack December 10, 2021
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Turkey

A name for someone who got new teeth in Turkey
Have you seen that Turkey over there? They've got teeth that'll blind you.
by Cpt. Roach August 23, 2022
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Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.
Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.
by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023
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Turkey-Lurking

Turkey-Lurking means walking around randomly and aimlessly.
Why are you just turkey-lurking?
by Capn Majesty May 22, 2023
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turd turkey

a rehab resistant drug addict.
Don't turn your back on that (turd turkey).
by Dr.Argues July 3, 2010
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Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.
by Tyballs November 19, 2012
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