muffin top

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK

Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?

by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009

Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 21, 2013

Rocky top

Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace

After passing out from drinking too much red wine, Maria awoke to a Rocky Top on both breasts

by jimmybarb December 12, 2009

Top End

The northern (top) part of Australia's Northern Territory. Roughly that part which is north of Latitude 18 degrees South.

I'm a Ringer from the top end

by BT4a November 05, 2011

Up Top

The people in the highest positions of authority, especially in the armed forces; Top Brass

Someone up top's lost their marbles! (Attack of Titan)

by YellowedGuy February 24, 2018

Kitty Top

a request to bear one's private top parts in support of another's voyeristic pleasure. AKA SUYT
Specifically when hollered from a golfer in a cart to the beverage girl on the beer cart.

"On the back nine, we're expecting some Kitty Top"

by starbux June 17, 2008

On top of the world

Aww all of you 💞♥️💛💙

Feel like I'm On top of the world

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 23, 2019