two backed beast

N. Old literary term for sexual copulation. The most famous being a quote from William Shakespeare's Othello where Iago informs the King that his daughter has been having sex with a black man. Though modern high school students generally assume that making the two back beast is a reference to doing it doggy style the literal meaning in the 15th century was sex face to face or in the missionary position.
"If you tell Momma I was spying on you, then I'll tell her you and Jorge were making the two backed beast."

William Shakespeare. Othello. (1605): Iago: ' I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making-the-beast-with-two-backs .'
by keifermail July 28, 2008
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two tugs on a roosack

An Australian saying introduced late 2000's, derived from a reasonably well known saying from across the ditch: "two shakes of a lambs tail".

Used as a measure of time - in the not too distant future.
Mate 1: You got a minit mate?
Mate 2: True blue mate, I'll be there in two tugs on a roosack mate.
by TrueBlueOcca February 08, 2010
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Two Pint Screamer

Term used to describe someone incapable of drinking alcohol, such that if they drink any more than two pints of lager they start to behave like a twat.

Also used to describe a wimp who insists that alcohol is the root of all evil and only concedes to it "for medicinal purposes".
"Nah, I'm not going if Dave is, he's a two pint screamer, he'll show us up"

"... and a coke with ice for Darren, cos he's a two pint screamer"
by Mr.T, I pity da fool! October 14, 2004
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two finger bingo

(noun)

The process of masturbation upon reaching climax in which the recipient yells "Bingo" at the time of orgasm.

This can be applied to females in masturbation, or used by males fingering a female partner.

Can also be used as another term for female masturbation.
Dude, I was totally playing two finger bingo with her last night.

Brian couldn't come over last night, so I was stuck playing two finger bingo.
by Papa Dwarf March 11, 2014
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Two Second Dave

When a guy is receiving a hand job (usually a Light Bulb HJ) and he cums within roughly two seconds.
Man, I'm a Jewish girl named Steph, and I gave that guy a Light Bulb HJ last night, and he was definitely a Two Second Dave
by Luke R April 14, 2008
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two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.
"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"
by Mark_J January 16, 2009
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Sartu [sar+two]

Confident. Beautiful women/lady who usually knows what she wants and desires out of life. Happens to carry her head high. Lovable, Outspoken and Down right Perfect.
1. Sartu sar+two entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
2. Sartu sar+two sure of oneself; having no uncertainty about one's own abilities, correctness, successfulness, etc.; self-confident; bold: IN ANY SITUATION
by O.Child February 03, 2010
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